MURDER MYSTERY

And we're off!  And what better way to kick-start Charity Week than by killing off a few members of staff?

But who is the serial killer on the loose?  DCS Beardsworth investigates!

Following the death of Luke 'Cristiano' Kenny, Adam 'Brutus' Sydes, John 'Flatley' McGee and Neil 'B.A. Baracas' Beardsworth, a traumatised Mr Tooze, who found the bodies, is joined by colleagues in a dubious and motley suspect lineup.

But was it the confused Mrs White, Maneater Mrs Fernandez, Secret Chef Mr Dann, the always demure Mrs Sandman-Hall, jealous Mrs Simpson, Deputy Head Mr Dyke or even Detective Chief Superintendent Mr Beardsworth himself(Neil's bitter and slightly twisted twin brother) who did the dirty deeds?

All will be revealed on Friday so place your bets now to win a prize!

FINISH THE LYRIC....OR PIE!

And so to lunch...and a game of 'Finish the Lyric or Pie!' in the Main Hall in which staff put their vocals to the test in an attempt to avoid a pie in the face!

And so ensued a hilarious battle with some excellent performances from Mrs Durak, Miss O'Neill and Mrs Wilsher who all evaded the dreaded pie.  However, there were also some 'interesting' vocals from Mr Beardsworth and some anti-Adele behaviour from Mr Chseter which resulted in a double pie-ing!  Miss Rodriguez's faux pas earned her one in the face too - ouch!

There was plenty of singing and laughter this lunchtime - a great start to Charity Week and a sure sign of more fun to come!

Thank you to all students for their impeccable behaviour - long may it continue!